So It’s the Zombie Apocalypse….What Are You Going To Do?

So if you haven’t noticed it by now, I am a pretty huge zombie fan. Be it movies, books, video games, zombie walks, or plays, I’m going to love it if  involves the walking dead or the not so walking dead (as in the infected, fast moving infected from 28 Days Later). Yes, I would be the guy who would proudly raise his hand during a Zombies Anonymous meeting and say “Yes, I have an utter fascination for the living dead!” I know that there are many of us out there. We go about our daily lives, some letting the zombie flag fly while others hold it back for special occasions. So I have a question for all of you uber fans, quasi fans, and those who just read what I post, what would you do at the very beginning of the inevitable zombie apocalypse?

Here is the scenario: You wake one beautiful Saturday morning, stretch, and make your way to the kitchen where coffee awaits. As you are savoring those first sips of liquid goodness, you notice a commotion in your neighbor’s yard. Your kindly, good natured, grandfatherly neighbor is chewing the face off of the mailman. You watch in horror as your neighbor’s hands tears ragged wounds in the mailman, pulling forth all sorts of nastiness and devouring him.  You flee that window and realize you can here screams and sirens echoing around your house.  You turn on the TV and see the news that the walking dead (or infected as the case may be) are shambling around, killing all humans.

So, what if you have no idea what to do? Where can you turn to for information on zombie contingency plans, zombie preparedness and all sorts of goodies to enable you to survive? Here are some pretty cool websites to help you out:

The Center of Disease Control (No shit, it really is the CDC)

The CDC put out a fun, zombie filled social page to encourage people to think about emergency preparedness in general. Using zombies as the focal point worked out for them. The number of clicks on this page was astronomical. Now, they have created a novella out of it too, called Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic. You can read the description here (description from www.cdc.gov):

DC has a fun new way of teaching the importance of emergency preparedness. Our new graphic novel, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic” demonstrates the importance of being prepared in an entertaining way that people of all ages will enjoy. Readers follow Todd, Julie, and their dog Max as a strange new disease begins spreading, turning ordinary people into zombies.

Get A Kit,    Make A Plan, Be Prepared. emergency.cdc.gov

Zombie Survival Crew

I had the opportunity to meet one of the founders of the ZSC and I was pretty impressed by their program. They were developing evacuation and contingency plans for major cities across the country in the event of an undead uprising. Members who join the crew are assigned a brigade to join (I am a member of the Purple Brigade). The brigades are typically led by actors and other famous people who have agreed to fill these roles. All in all, it’s a pretty fun site with lots of information. Check it out here.

Here is a description of the Crew from the website:

Zombie Survival CrewTM is an expanding grassroots movement preparing members to survive a global cataclysmic event. By combining our skills and standing firm against the advancing hordes (and knowing when to run like hell) we stand our best collective chance at survival!

The Zombies Are Coming

Another website chock full of excellent zombie survival types and strategies is ZombiesAreComing.com. Take a peak at the description below and take a look at the website. It’s full of all sorts of goodies.

ZombiesAreComing.com is an online organization, established in 2007, for the purpose of promoting zombie awareness and preparation for the coming tides of darkness.

While outbreaks have been limited in the past to controllable levels, this trend is changing, and we must be proactive in defense of our homeland.  Those in power have been able to contain and downplay any and all outbreaks, despite underground movements to inform the general public of pending danger.  This site will help you take matters into your own hands and regain your options for self-defense against any ghoulish outbreak.  Here, you are free to discuss with other survivalists about tactics, equipment, weapons, buildings, and any other methods to prepare for the days that the dead walk the face of the earth.

We have to take matters into our own hands, folks.  It is us or them.  This is our time to be prepared.  This is our time to live. (Description from the official website).

So I just provided you with three awesome sources of information for planning your own zombie survival plan. You could also take a look at any of the excellent zombie novels out there, watch The Walking Dead or any zombie movies, or read Max Brook’s The Zombie Survival Guide and gain even more knowledge. I’ve provided you with some of the tools, but what will you do to prepare?

My question still stands: You have just become aware that the zombie uprising is occurring all around you. What is the very first thing you are going to do? Please let me know!

 

Posted on by PJ Carroll 44 Comments
  • Beth

    First I cry’ out of shear shock; then I grab my cell phone hit the letter P and call you!

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       Good plan Beth!

  • Msvanilla711

    Id drop my coffe and scream! Beyond that I Don’t Know!! But I had better figure it out!!

  • Ross M

    I will be going to raid a gun store and then take shelter on the shelves Cosco or wherever my sister goes

  • Kathleencoluzzi

    I so wanna join The Zombie survival crew! Another awesome article PJ!! Love me some Zombies, 28 days later are not zombies!!

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       I know! I had to differentiate between the walking dead and the infected, not zombie types. You should join the ZSC!

  • Elaine

    Grab my killing gear and run run run just like forest.

  • Tsev92

    “Holy crap, its the zombie apocasraglveffffpph… brraaaaaiiinnnnnsssss”

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       LOL….Love it.

  • Bill

     First, call everyone I know and see who’s still alive, tell them to gather as many weapons as possible. Next set a rendezvous for everyone to meet at a specific time. Anyone not there on time is presumed dead. Then head north. WAY north. Ga… thering supplies on the trip. Colder weather will inhibit zombie/infected motor functions. Find a remote defendable location and post up there as long as possible. Possibly even try to build a shack in the trees. The goal is survival. Leaving for supplies as needed. I didn’t read the other articles, but this is my plan.

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       Nice plan Bill. The only drawback would be if a lot of people have the same idea about escaping to the far north and the land is stripped of animals and supplies.

  • http://www.lytherus.com/ Lauren Zurchin

    Hilarious and awesome, as per usual, PJ! 

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       Means a lot Lauren. Thank you!

  • http://twitter.com/JadeSun12 Amy

    PJ wants to know my plans? That’s easy. I’m a member of the ZSC. I’m educated, knowledgeable and ready. Z-pocalypse? Bring it.

    I even know who designed that Zombie Sam up there at the top of the post.

    http://zombiesurvivalcrew.com/2012/08/commander-mondays-billy-tackett/

  • Mark

    Well I would definitely change my soiled pants to start, then call you PJ and find out what’s going on. I would join forces with you, probably having to eventually leave you behind, given your old age and slow speed.

    One thing I am glad is that I learned to shoot and use a 12-gauge last week, now I just need to get my own.

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       You are such a jerk. OK, so now you learned to shoot, you and I need to go shooting. I brought out all of my guns from Western PA.

  • Liz

    That’s a pretty neat scenario! Great article, pj.

  • Kevwar21973

    First thing to do is dress properly, leather is preferable, but a couple of layers of denim will work in a pinch. If you can’t bite through it, neither can the undead. Next, if you don’t already have your weapons of choice set aside, its time to see what you have available. Guns seem like the obvious choice, but as we know a gunshot is like ringing a dinner bell. An aluminium bat is a good alternative for staving in a zombie head, and is something many people already own. But it may take multiple blows. A good axe is preferable, or even a sledgehammer. Anything that keeps you at least an arms reach away from a voracious reanimated corpse. And you’ll want to get your hands on a sturdy crowbar as well, very handy for gaining access to locked grocery stores and gunshops. And it doubles as a weapon.
    Stockpiling large amounts of supplies may seem like a good idea, but only if your house is already a fortress, or you have a vehicle already outfitted to withstand a brutal, mindless attack from the living dead. Again, nothing too crazy, if you can’t tear through, for instance, chain link fence machine screwed down over the Windows of your vehicle, they can’t either.

  • Agriffin R

    Due to my lack of knowledge, I’ll probably be one of the first to go :( . If by some miracle I manage to survive long enough, I plan to pack as much as my minivan can hold & hide out in PJ’s Basement…..

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       LOL!! Nice plan!

  • Guthriea92

    Raid walmart, get the littles, get them safe.  Then kick some butt, yes I would have all my ridding gear on.

  • http://twitter.com/EstevanVega Estevan Vega

    probably call/text all my friends and family. if service is down…drive there. if out of gas…wait it out and pray to God the zombies haven’t reached my backwoods house. though, chances are high they’d probably start in woodsy areas. ha

  • Bmpaug1989

    I would bolt a 50 caliber turret on the roll bar of the jeep ( which is an official zombie response vehicle) get a bow to kill them off silently plus a ton of ammo and guns than go find some good tasty cakes and than find you bc I know you have a full supply of crow bars, than we would gather the remainer survivors and go hunting for the walkers!

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       Very nice Bill!

  • Jburton36

     I would find the biggest vehicle or armored truck and run over as many as I could.  Grand Theft Zombie Style.

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       Two things: I love the reference. Also, Jburton…makes me think you are Jack Burton from Big Trouble Little China. Makes it even more appropriate.

      • Norm

         Nope it is just Norm

  • Demise

    First (quietly)
    make sure all doors and windows are locked, while checking on the family members
    (with weapon in hand). Stock pile everything I can to barricade the doors and
    windows (save hammering and other noisy stuff for when the neighbor seem to
    clear out – otherwise) get hammering. Start finding EVERYThing I can gather to
    hold water and start filling…. then food… then weapons… First aid…Rinse,
    repeat….

  • http://twitter.com/EstevanVega Estevan Vega

    i can’t believe these sites exist. makes me really think some ish is gonna go down soon. gotta get me some ammo and some extra screwdrivers. i’ll throw the ammo at approaching zombies and screw the doors shut tight while screaming behind the door like a third grade girl. totally manly. totally

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       LOL…thank you sir.

  • http://twitter.com/starlytte83 Starlytte

    I’m going to The Winchester.

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       I’ll meet you there for a pint.

  • http://twitter.com/addiful addiful

    I suppose I’d grab the closest thing to a weapon I could find. Not sure what that would be. I don’t have a real baseball bat! Perhaps grandpa’s old axe we found in the garage. Once I’m armed enough to at least TRY to defend myself, I’d try contacting loved ones to say goodbye.

    I’m chubby and weak. I don’t anticipate I’d last long. ;)

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

       I think you could hold your own!

  • Eli

    well, first off I’d head down to my Boat, get her ready and head out. Given that most Zombies just shuffle along the bottom, as long as I’m far enough out they couldn’t get to me.

  • Carolynromasz

    First i would grab my kids,then our guns&ammo! After that i would CAREFULLY get to a boat,collecting supplies-food,H2O,More guns&ammo,camping stuff,etc. & get our asses to an island>nice & Tropical would be perfect!! I would also collect an awesome group of people to Survive with!!

  • CoffeeQueen

    I would have to first finish my coffee, then I might have to get my gun out and kick some zombie bottom!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572505503 Jeremy G.

    See, the biggest issue others overlook is what is the best gun to use in a zombie Apocalypse. Most want to grab their big ass pistols or hunting rifles. This is all wrong. . . what you need is a semi auto shot gun. Use bird shot because you have more pellets per shot. . You don’t need to be a spot on shot every time with a shot gun. For your back up weapon… .22 pistol, Yes, that’s right at .22. Why? because if you are going for head shots, it doesn’t matter if it is a .22 or .45 they are going to die. It would be VERY easy to carry 2,000 rounds of .22 caliber…. not so much with a .45.

    Remember, if you have guns you have food. .. how? well you can take what you want or offer protection to others for food. Survival comes down to who has the best weapons.

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

      Jeremy is one reason why my eventual goal during the zombie apocalypse would be to make it to Western PA. He’s the man with the plan AND the firearms.

  • Robinton

    Well… I first want to know whether I’m in a sci-fi or fantasy Zombie Apocalypse. Most Zombie Apocalypses are sci-fi, BUT there definitely are exceptions. You see, my reactions to the two would be totally different:
    If fantasy, I may very well be absolutely screwed. For example, take a virtually unopposable, magically infecting, Zombification plague… with practically unkillable zombies. (Just to warn you, the plague can’t be broken except by uniting seven ancient swords, four of which are still hidden.) If I were in that world, I would
    pray. A lot. And hope that the destruction of the plague freed me instead of killing me. :P
    In a generic fantasy-style zombie plague, I would indeed pray a lot, but I would also take sci-fi style measures (see below).
    If sci-fi, I’m probably still very dead, but I might have a better chance. My next-door neighbor has at least a moderate stockpile of food, and I have a LifeStraw and a creek out behind my house for clean drinking water… Also, that ornamental
    metal sword might come in handy… So might the chainsaw…
    I’d probably also implement one or more of the great ideas on this page! Driving North makes great sense. The island thing does, too. Not sure if I’d manage either one of them… Eventually I’d probably think up some great never-before-thought-of survival strategy (even if it got me killed). ;)
    Oh, wait! One other possibility: Minecraft! How would I react to that? Well, that’s just too obvious: strap on my diamond armor, pick up my bow, arrows, diamond sword, and lava buckets, and go zombie-slaying!!!

    • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

      I’m just going to say “wow”. Impressive.

  • The X Lord

    I live within walking distance of a few supermarkets and a couple of them sell guns and one even sells real crossbows apparently and they seem to have a storehouse. Sadly, I live an hour away from there so it would probably get bolted up/raided before/if I reach it. Plus it’s right by the main road and forests which is not a good combination. There’s a lot of cattle and horses though which while I can’t ride means meat, lol. So if that’d happen I’d run down to the garden shed and take out the garden sheer-things we have, snap them in half somehow so that instead of gigantic scissors I’d have a couple of sharpish blades. I would also break off the blade from my lawnmower and turn it into a weapon somehow. I’d then pack a bag with light but warm clothing since it gets cold where I live, bring my waterproof clothes (no point in fighting zombies if the weather gets you first, no?) and make my way to the nearest supermarket that would probably be under lockdown with a siege of desperate rioting humans.

    I’d then search the newspaper for places where survivors are hiding out and hole up there until time to move on. The only problem is that I have a family and a grandmother, the latter of which never leaves the house due to age and stuff so that would pose a problem. Dunno what I’d do there, lol. At least I’d be alright for now. I would also bring tons of coffee since it’s like a drug to me and I need it to survive, heh. Unfortunately that’s all the real weapons I have in my house. Oh, I’d also raid the nearest bank just in case although money would probably be useless. Just a thought.

    Also, has anyone considered that a zombie apocalypse would totally kill the economy that is already on the brink of collapse? That’s a scary thought. And all of this is coming from a non-zombie fan since I am not into horror at all and would probably piss my pants when I first see a zombie. *blushes*

    P.S. Love that old fashioned picture of the mom and daughter canning for the apocalypse. Hilarious!

    P.P.S. Are zombies alergic to fire? They usually are so I’d find a way to make a lot of fire quickly if need be. Something that’s easily moveable, useable and accessable. I’d also get some dynamite and bombs like they use in Stargate SG1 frequently in case I need to blow up a horde of bloodthirsty zombies or even a zombie HQ. No clue where to find any of that though. Perhaps a quarry?

  • http://lytherus.com PJ Carroll

    Can I just let you all know that I am very impressed by your responses? From fun to uber prepared, this is one of the most entertaining and informative articles I’ve written. Thank you all!

  • Kal

    I would have no clue what to do if this were to ever happen. I can honestly say that I would rather take the cowards way out with my dad’s pistol before any zombies had a chance at me.