CDC: Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse, Americans!

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The CDC — USA’s Center for Disease Control — has issued an alert intending to help Americans prepare for a potential (though highly unrealistic, they note) zombie apocalypse. While it’s pretty obvious that the original post was a tongue-in-cheek blog entry to amuse those who read the CDC’s blog, it’s clear that the article has turned into a giant magnet for attention to the CDC’s website and more important warnings. A viral post spreading like a zombie virus? You betcha!

The blog’s humor-ridden posts explains the history of zombies and zombie outbreaks, comparing the old-school voodoo-inspired zombies to the “new-school” viral infection zombies often depicted in TV shows and movies. But then they get to the juicy stuff, such as what families should keep stored away in case of a zombie apocalypse (or natural disaster), which includes:

  • Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  • Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  • Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  • Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  • Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  • Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
  • Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
  • First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

The article goes on to suggest specific plans for your family to implement should a zombie apocalypse ever break out, including meeting places, planning your escape, and more! You can check out the full article on the CDC’s website — which, while may be based on an unrealistic disaster premise, is a great tool for also preparing you for the more realistic disasters we may face in the future.

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Mike Macauley is the founder and editor in chief of Lytherus.com. He also founded and runs Shurtugal.com, the official Inheritance Cycle community, and published his book, The Inheritance Almanac, in 2011. Mike can be found on Twitter at @mikemacauley.

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